Karkabulary

Your guide to talking with Andrew

Dirty Ho-Dog

Hot Dog

Bony boy

Bone Shaker

Black market boy

Black market haircut

Have a third boy

Have a third beer

Double burner method

Using the two large stove burners to heat a single pot or pan because a single burner doesn't produce enough heat. Both burners are turned on to max, then Andrew alternates the pot between burners.

T-dizzler

The CN Tower

Ahhhhhh sweet babies

An expression of exhaustion.

Demo a bag of dirty reets

Demolish a bag of Doritos. To eat a bag of Doritos.

HAZEL WHO'S A DOG??!

Common topic of conversation with Ms. Hazel.

Annie's

The good brand of mac and cheese. Andrew has a weird ability to live off mac and cheese and other carbs.

Slam a hot dog

Eat a hot dog. Likely without a bun.

*Starts screaming*

Likely spilled a small amount of water.

Want me to overflow the coffee maker?

When Andrew makes coffee, the coffee maker often overflows. Asking whether you'd like him make coffee and cause an overflow.

Waffelhut

German word for 'waffle hat' but used to refer to regular waffles.

I recommend using only the finest stolen waffle makers

The waffle maker was stolen from a previous job.

Overneath

Amalgamation of over and underneath. As in 'I put my sweater on overneath my shirt.'

Boy

Synonym for any noun.

Put a boy in the boy

Put food in the deep fryer.

Put some brown boys in the toaster

Put some buns in the toaster.