Your guide to talking with Andrew
Dirty Ho-Dog
Hot Dog
Bony boy
Bone Shaker
“Black market boy”
Black market haircut
“Have a third boy”
Have a third beer
“Double burner method”
Using the two large stove burners to heat a single pot or pan because a single burner doesn't produce enough heat. Both burners are turned on to max, then Andrew alternates the pot between burners.
“T-dizzler”
The CN Tower
“Ahhhhhh sweet babies”
An expression of exhaustion.
“Demo a bag of dirty reets”
Demolish a bag of Doritos. To eat a bag of Doritos.
“HAZEL WHO'S A DOG??!”
Common topic of conversation with Ms. Hazel.
Annie's
The good brand of mac and cheese. Andrew has a weird ability to live off mac and cheese and other carbs.
“Slam a hot dog”
Eat a hot dog. Likely without a bun.
*Starts screaming*
Likely spilled a small amount of water.
“Want me to overflow the coffee maker?”
When Andrew makes coffee, the coffee maker often overflows. Asking whether you'd like him make coffee and cause an overflow.
“Waffelhut”
German word for 'waffle hat' but used to refer to regular waffles.
“I recommend using only the finest stolen waffle makers”
The waffle maker was stolen from a previous job.
“Overneath”
Amalgamation of over and underneath. As in 'I put my sweater on overneath my shirt.'
“Boy”
Synonym for any noun.
“Put a boy in the boy”
Put food in the deep fryer.
“Put some brown boys in the toaster”
Put some buns in the toaster.